Roll Call at a British School

Attendance  roll call, on the first day back at school in Birmingham  UK. 

   The teacher takes the roll  call:    "Mustafa El Ekh Zeri?"
    "Here."
   "Achmed El Kabul?"
    "Here."
  "Fatima  Al Chadoury? "
    "Here."
  "Abdul Alu  Ohlmi?"
    "Here."
  "Mohammed Ibn  Achrha?"
     "Here."    "Mi Cha El Mey Er?" Silence in the  classroom.
  "Mi Cha El Mey  Er?"
  Continued  silence as everyone looked around the room. She  asked,
   "Is there any child here called Mi Cha El Mey Er  ?"
  A  boy puts his hand up and says, "Sorry teacher. I think that's  me..It's pronounced Michael  Meyer."

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