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DIANNY RANTS: Can You Take a Call from the Grave?

Apparently, the Obama Phones have not only been handed out to shrill, obnoxious parasitic women in Ohio, but also to lots and lots of dead people.
“Obama Phone!!!!!”
Congressman Tim Griffin is seeking to reform this giveaway program sponsored by a completely broke Federal Government. The Arkansas Republican wants to dial back the program enough to prevent fraud, mishandling and abuse.
As with other programs, like Food Stamps, Medicaid and every other benefit to the poor, under Obama, the free cell phone program qualifications were loosened to include far more people than before.
Including the dearly departed.
You May Qualify for a Free Cell Phone: Dead or Alive
In 2008, before Obama came into office, the program cost the Federal Government $819 million dollars. In 2012, that ballooned to $2.2 billion.
Hey, cell phones to the dead ain’t cheap.
In case you’re wondering, as with every free program, the Obama Phone program is paid for by you through surcharges added to each and every phone bill wireless or standard. Yes, those who are paying for their own cell phone are paying for the cell phones issued to those who qualify for this Government giveaway, including those on the wrong side of the grass.
I’m guessing the Dead received the Dead or Alive as a thank you for voting for Obama in 2012.
Compared to the astronomical debt Barack Obama has added in the first four years (more than six trillion dollars and counting), two point two billion dollars isn’t much. It’s a drop in the bucket.
Or, should I say, a drop in the grave.
But the Obama Phone program really does show just how unserious Barack Obama is about “lifting the poor out of poverty.”
The truth is, Obama digs the poor.
Ooh, dig. Totally wrong verb here, huh?
Obama loves poor people so much that he is broadening the definition of “poor” in order to increase the number of folks who can be classified as “poor.”
And apparently, he broadened the definition so much, it now includes the dead.
Which, upon reflection, is valid. The dead sure aren’t earning any money and they don’t seem to be eating either. Though, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if we discovered that EBT cards were being issued to the dead as well.
What is it about Democrats and dead people?
Is it because, the dead really are the ideal target voter for Democrats?
They don’t think for themselves.
They don’t argue.
They always vote Democrat.
The reality about the Obama Administration is the poor are a cudgel (for Low-Info Voters, that’s a club) with which to bludgeon Republicans. Obama uses the poor as a weapon. Which is exactly why the more poor, the better.
I doubt very many people who actually think for themselves believe that Obama has any intention of doing something to get poor people out of poverty. He’s made things very comfortable for them.
After 150 years, of not having slavery in this country, Barack Hussein Obama has managed to enslave an entire group of Americans.
He didn’t use whips.
He didn’t bring them here in the belly of a ship where they were packed together like sardines, suffering from beatings, dysentery, or death.
Instead, he purchased these slaves with a weekly income (unemployment), groceries (Food Stamps), free health care (Medicaid), a housing stipend (Section 8).
And a free cell phone.
Obama has enslaved so many.
Though, unlike the slaves of the past, these slaves dutifully vote. And, always vote Democrat.
Even the dead ones.