Maybe a program like this really would work. 'Did in Going in Style.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079219/
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you.So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a handgun, training, and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot up to four Politicians.
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now. Not to mention conjugal visitation rights!
And who will be paying for all of this?It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.
As a bonus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what?
h/t MK
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